Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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