He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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