just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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