Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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