So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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