lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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