don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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