So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
