That's when you crack a 10am beer
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
it glows. i had to have it.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize