you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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