they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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