the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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