sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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