I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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