u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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