You really coming over, don't trick.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You pole danced in your parka.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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