I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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