And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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