My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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