I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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