I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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