I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Someone signed my nipple.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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