Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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