Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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