the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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