Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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