I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Randomize
