Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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