Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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