no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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