Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
