Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
