I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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