You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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