This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
