You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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