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if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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