Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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