He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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