So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I want her autograph on my taint
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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