I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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