Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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