yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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