WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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