love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just pynch a tree in the face
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I have tasted many bathrooms
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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