Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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