i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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