how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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