Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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