Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize