And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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