The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
