But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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