ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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